Alaska Man Rides Mower To Virginia
Alaska Man Retarded, America Decides
GARDEN CITY, Utah -- Paul Woods admits he's "pretty weird."
America: “Not weird, more retarded we think.”
He's driving a riding mower across the country, with his dog Yoda along for the ride.
America: “Yoda? Are you kidding me? Are you queer or something?”
Woods said he left Alaska in 2005 and is bound for Virginia, where his late mother left him a house.
The Herald Journal of Logan, Utah, caught up with Woods about 100 miles north of Salt Lake City.
America: “Caught up with him? I mean, he was going like 10, right? So you could just walk up to this retard, couldn’t you?”
In theory, the mower can do about 15 miles per hour, but Woods said he's loaded down with tools, snacks, and his dog. Woods adds that he spends more time fixing the thing than riding it.
America: “In theory, you have a right to be retarded, in theory. In theory, we shouldn’t try to hit your riding mower with our cars, in theory.”
By File Boy
Alaska Man Retarded, America Decides
GARDEN CITY, Utah -- Paul Woods admits he's "pretty weird."
America: “Not weird, more retarded we think.”
He's driving a riding mower across the country, with his dog Yoda along for the ride.
America: “Yoda? Are you kidding me? Are you queer or something?”
Woods said he left Alaska in 2005 and is bound for Virginia, where his late mother left him a house.
The Herald Journal of Logan, Utah, caught up with Woods about 100 miles north of Salt Lake City.
America: “Caught up with him? I mean, he was going like 10, right? So you could just walk up to this retard, couldn’t you?”
In theory, the mower can do about 15 miles per hour, but Woods said he's loaded down with tools, snacks, and his dog. Woods adds that he spends more time fixing the thing than riding it.
America: “In theory, you have a right to be retarded, in theory. In theory, we shouldn’t try to hit your riding mower with our cars, in theory.”
By File Boy
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