Are you a Redneck/White Trash?

The answer may surprise you! Answer these simple questions and find out. Select the answer that best describes you.

1.) Confederate Flags
a.) I fly one in my front yard

b.) I own or have owned an article of clothing with a confederate flag on it (includes Civil War t-shirts, bandanas, and southern rock band logos)
c.) I don’t fly one, but I have family members that do/someone in my family has a rebel flag piece of clothing
d.) I think South Carolina ought to be able to fly a confederate flag in public places, since it is part of their heritage
e.) I hate it, and all that it represents
2.) The South
a.) I believe the south will “rise again”, and when it does I’ll be ready to join up.
b.) I don’t actually believe it will ever happen, but I like to fantasize about the south “rising again”
c.) I am related to someone who is anxiously awaiting a re-birth of the glorious south
d.) I respect people who wish the north hadn’t won the civil war, and I understand the pain and embarrassment of losing the civil war, but c’mon, let’s turn the page
e.) I hate the south, I’m glad the Yankees crushed you hicks, and I hope you burn in hell.
3.) College
a.) Never heard of it
b.) Sounds familiar, but not interested
c.) I have family that once attended for a semester
d.) I went to a community college for a little while
e.) I have a degree in something
4.) Tattoos
a.) I have my friend’s name (may he rest in peace) on my forehead
b.) I have someone else’s name on my body
c.) I have under three tattoos, all of which are in places you won’t see unless I want you to
d.) I have a tattoo, hidden, and not larger than a bread box
e.) I don’t have a tattoo, and I think they are bad. You’ll only regret them later
5.) Hound Dogs/Hunting
a.) I hunt everything that I am allowed to hunt, and a couple things I’m not supposed to. I own a hound dog
b.) I hunt, but I follow all of the rules. No hound dog
c.) I have family members who have hunted.
d.) I fish sometimes in the summer
e.) Hunting? The only thing I hunt for is the remote control.
6.) Transportation
a.) It is a man’s birthright to own a truck, and there should be testicles hanging off the back, prominently displayed. Rebel flag bumper stickers or antenna flags add flare.
b.) I drive a truck, and there have been dead animals in the back of it, no flags, no balls on truck
c.) My dad once owned a truck. My mom made him sell it.
d.) I own a station wagon or SUV, does that count?
e.) They don’t yet make a hybrid truck
7.) Work
a.) While I’m at work, I can swear and say whatever I want, we’re all guys and there’s no rules there’s no dress code either
b.) While I’m at work, I have to be careful what I say, but I can wear jeans and sneakers every day
c.) I have to wear a uniform, which must be clean, but I read some bad stuff in the bathroom which made me laugh
d.) I wear business casual every day (possibly a casual Friday), but I must watch what I say, and practice professional conduct at all times
e.) Same as above, but I have to wear a suit at least once per week
8.) Guns
a.) I own more guns than I can count. I plan to buy more
b.) I own a few hunting guns, and I like them, but I don’t get to shoot as often as I’d like
c.) My dad has a .22 hidden somewhere in his house that I’ll probably inherit one day, but my wife will be mad about it. I have shot a gun at least once in my life.
d.) I had a bb-gun when I was a kid
e.) Guns are very scary, people who own them scare me, my children won’t be allowed to have a slingshot
9.) Church/Temple/Religion
a.) I don’t even own any clothing nice enought to wear to any religious ceremony

b.) I go to church or temple twice per year (Christmas and Easter, or for big days)
c.) I was raised as a church/temple goer, but haven’t gone in years
d.) I try to go as much as possible, but I admit I should go more. I probably go once per month.
e.) I go every Sunday/Saturday/once per week.
10.) Women (to be answered by men, if you are a woman, replace “women/woman” with “minority” and “man/men” with “you”)
a.) I believe they are getting uppity, and I wish they’d stop hiring so many of them at work
b.) I like women at work because they are nice to look at
c.) My mom is a woman(/my dad became a woman), so I guess I’m coming around to seeing them as equals
d.) I’m ready to treat them as equals, and I’d hire a woman if I were in charge
e.) Women are smarter then men, as a man I’m afraid of them, and need one around the tell me what to do

Now, let’s see how you did. Count up how many of each you agreed with. For every A, give yourself 5 points, B = 4 points, C = 3 points, D = 2 points and E = 1 point. If you scored between 40 and 50, you are a redneck or possibly white trash. For scores between 27 and 39, you are a redneck sympathizer. You probably are married to a redneck or come from a white trash family. For scores of 14-26, You are about average. You’re doing your best to embrace change and you’ve tried to lead the best life you can. For scores of 10-13, you may be a gay. If you scored less than 10, you are just retarded.