Couples Hope For Lucky Weddings On 7/7/07
SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Plenty of couples are hoping to that luck will find them on their wedding day.
Wedding planners say this coming July 7 is their busiest day in years. That's because it will be 7/7/07.
Popular wedding spots all over the nation have been booked for months.
Bride-to-be Darla Bitford said she and her fiance made their reservation at the Boomtown Casino Hotel on the outskirts of Reno almost two years in advance.
Aside from the lucky sevens, Bitford figures her wedding date has another advantage. With the anniversary date of 7/7, it will be tough for her future husband to forget.
Couples who did not calculate the number of the beast, as recommended in the New Testament book of Revelation in the Christian bible, and who made the unfortunate decision to wed on June 6, of this past year have been re-thinking the wisdom of marrying on 6/06/06.
“Since he came to live with us, we’ve not been sleeping well” said Ann McGarity of New Bedford Falls, MA when asked about the 15 foot-tall Satan living in their den.
“I think he likes it when we argue, and if I hear one more backward Latin phrase at 2 in the morning, I’m going to kill my wife and family and then dismember them all” said Jack McGarity, Anne’s husband.
Therapist Judy Vinn at the Center for the Improvement of Marital Relationships said, “People often discount the importance of having a Satan or demon-free home. Then they are surprised when the Devil shows up looking for souls or to torment incessantly”.
“Why did we get married on 6/6/06? Because his mom’s birthday was on June 6th, and he thought it would be a good idea. I want to see him burning alive in oil” said Vicky Lambona referring to her husband Rick.
Therapists around the nation report being inundated with unhappy couples who were wed on the day of the beast. “These people are often fixated on torturing their spouse or creating some sort of mayhem. It makes me chuckle to think about it” said Mary Wishcomb of New Baptist Ministries for Married Couples. “If I had a nickel for every ‘I want to chop her up’ or ‘I’m going to eat her alive’ I’d be very well-off” she went on to say.
By File Boy
SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Plenty of couples are hoping to that luck will find them on their wedding day.
Wedding planners say this coming July 7 is their busiest day in years. That's because it will be 7/7/07.
Popular wedding spots all over the nation have been booked for months.
Bride-to-be Darla Bitford said she and her fiance made their reservation at the Boomtown Casino Hotel on the outskirts of Reno almost two years in advance.
Aside from the lucky sevens, Bitford figures her wedding date has another advantage. With the anniversary date of 7/7, it will be tough for her future husband to forget.
Couples who did not calculate the number of the beast, as recommended in the New Testament book of Revelation in the Christian bible, and who made the unfortunate decision to wed on June 6, of this past year have been re-thinking the wisdom of marrying on 6/06/06.
“Since he came to live with us, we’ve not been sleeping well” said Ann McGarity of New Bedford Falls, MA when asked about the 15 foot-tall Satan living in their den.
“I think he likes it when we argue, and if I hear one more backward Latin phrase at 2 in the morning, I’m going to kill my wife and family and then dismember them all” said Jack McGarity, Anne’s husband.
Therapist Judy Vinn at the Center for the Improvement of Marital Relationships said, “People often discount the importance of having a Satan or demon-free home. Then they are surprised when the Devil shows up looking for souls or to torment incessantly”.
“Why did we get married on 6/6/06? Because his mom’s birthday was on June 6th, and he thought it would be a good idea. I want to see him burning alive in oil” said Vicky Lambona referring to her husband Rick.
Therapists around the nation report being inundated with unhappy couples who were wed on the day of the beast. “These people are often fixated on torturing their spouse or creating some sort of mayhem. It makes me chuckle to think about it” said Mary Wishcomb of New Baptist Ministries for Married Couples. “If I had a nickel for every ‘I want to chop her up’ or ‘I’m going to eat her alive’ I’d be very well-off” she went on to say.
By File Boy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 10:02 AM
2 Comments:
Wow! I love this! Any articles involving statements by Satan rock! In Latin and backwards is even better! I probably will have nightmares just as a result of reading this. In fact, I had a nightmare about Santan several months ago (he was actually a game show host in my dream before his face melted into it's more recognizable form) and it scared me so bad, I couldn't get out of bed in the middle of the night to pee for months!
Anyway, I got married on June 5th (06/05), but for all intents and purposes, it may as well have been 06/06. It's been hell in so many ways ever since!
Not being able to pee in the middle of the night?! Wow that is scared. I haven't been that scared since that time you and I were sitting in the woods and you said, "hey, watch this!"
I'm not sure who Santan is, but if he had a melty face that had to be nuts!
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