Cecil Cleveland fishing the Muskingum River, near McConnellsvilleArea resident Cecil Cleveland Irate over Wife’s Choice of Blouse
Hackney, OH – During what was supposed to be the biggest party of the year for Cecil Cleveland, he spent the majority of the 1 and 1/2 hour Christmas party sitting in the back of Sgt. Colpepper’s squad car.
Earlier in the evening, Christmas party attendees indicated that Cecil was unhappy that his wife wore a very revealing blouse to the party. “He seemed to be frustrated from the minute he walked in” said Greg Gutshow, also in attendance. “He ordered an Alabama Slammer, and sat in the corner sipping it, watching his wife” Greg went on to say.
“The Company party for McConnellsville Publishing Company’s Distribution center staff has gone off each year without a hitch” said the Company’s Fun and Recognition committee member, Sharla Knox. “Each year we go to O’Flannigans Bar and Pub because they have the best Margaritas.”
Cecil’s wife, Lura spent the entire evening talking with Cecil’s co-workers, enjoying more attention than she had received in years while living with Cecil, in the couples’ two bedroom mobile home, near Athens.
Lura reported that she had never met most of the people Cecil worked with, until tonight. “Its like they all are so interested in everything I have to say!” Lura declared in the lady’s room to friend Becky Wadsworth.
Cecil’s plan to tell the one about ‘the priest, the rabbi and the preacher who went into a bar’ was interrupted when he noticed the attention his otherwise unassuming wife was garnering.
“People just gathered around her and began talking to her, mostly the guys” said Jennifer Brodin of Zanesville.
“Hey, what are you looking at?” Cecil was later quoted as saying.
Following the commotion of the bar fight that ensued, Cecil was dragged out and left in the street to “sober up” according to the bar’s bouncer, Czechoslovakian-born Victor Kumenko, who also called the police.
The fire that erupted immediately following the altercation is still under investigation, and police urge anyone with information to contact authorities immediately.
By File Boy
Hackney, OH – During what was supposed to be the biggest party of the year for Cecil Cleveland, he spent the majority of the 1 and 1/2 hour Christmas party sitting in the back of Sgt. Colpepper’s squad car.
Earlier in the evening, Christmas party attendees indicated that Cecil was unhappy that his wife wore a very revealing blouse to the party. “He seemed to be frustrated from the minute he walked in” said Greg Gutshow, also in attendance. “He ordered an Alabama Slammer, and sat in the corner sipping it, watching his wife” Greg went on to say.
“The Company party for McConnellsville Publishing Company’s Distribution center staff has gone off each year without a hitch” said the Company’s Fun and Recognition committee member, Sharla Knox. “Each year we go to O’Flannigans Bar and Pub because they have the best Margaritas.”
Cecil’s wife, Lura spent the entire evening talking with Cecil’s co-workers, enjoying more attention than she had received in years while living with Cecil, in the couples’ two bedroom mobile home, near Athens.
Lura reported that she had never met most of the people Cecil worked with, until tonight. “Its like they all are so interested in everything I have to say!” Lura declared in the lady’s room to friend Becky Wadsworth.
Cecil’s plan to tell the one about ‘the priest, the rabbi and the preacher who went into a bar’ was interrupted when he noticed the attention his otherwise unassuming wife was garnering.
“People just gathered around her and began talking to her, mostly the guys” said Jennifer Brodin of Zanesville.
“Hey, what are you looking at?” Cecil was later quoted as saying.
Following the commotion of the bar fight that ensued, Cecil was dragged out and left in the street to “sober up” according to the bar’s bouncer, Czechoslovakian-born Victor Kumenko, who also called the police.
The fire that erupted immediately following the altercation is still under investigation, and police urge anyone with information to contact authorities immediately.
By File Boy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 1:07 PM
4 Comments:
That cracker looks like Luciano Pavarotti. Do you know what the rest of the joke was? The one with the Rabbi?
My sources tell me that he was going to tell the joke that goes, "A priest a miniter and a rabbi go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, 'what is this, a joke?'"
To be honest we're not sure if that was the punchline he was going for or not. Do you know another?
Actually no. The only joke I know is:
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
hee haw!
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