Monday, December 18, 2006

Whaddya Say Chapter II


Some pictures need no explanation or defy description. Other times, you see a picture and just can’t keep your mouth shut. On this occasion, the subject kept his mouth shut and therefore can’t be seen, hence defying description! Bottom line here, ALWAYS SAY CHEESE! Even if you’re miserable because you just married a big fat cow! My editor asked me if this picture was taken just before or just after the wedding. I said, “Do you see a smile? He’s married!”



Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! If I had a face like this chick, I'd shave my dog's ass and teach it to walk backwards!!!!


6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey hey hey, Look at me, my big fat ass barely fits into this white trash bag. Let's learn about each other, while we sing a song, nah nah nah, gonna have a good time, hey hey hey...

I shouldn't have said that. I apologize.

O-b-kay-be.

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mysterious invisible man marries Hawaiin goddess of oversized dresses.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Even her family thought he was a little dark.

4:34 PM  
Blogger S'girl said...

Jamaica Plains, NY...H.G. Wells wld have been proud to see his experiment finally had a happy ending as James and Juanita married despite James' physical abnormalities. Unfortunately, later that evening while James lay naked on the sheets waiting for his new bride he was crushed when she forgot which side of the bed he preferred.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good one S'Girl!

12:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean

Black ate all the lean,
Mount Kohola ate all the fat.
The bone they picked it clean,
Then gave it to the cat

Black Sprat was wheeling,
His wife by the ditch.
The barrow turned over,
And in she did pitch.

Says Black, "She'll be drowned!"
But Mount Kohola did reply,
"I don't think I shall,
For the ditch is quite dry.".

2:43 PM  

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