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Delaware Lacrosse Player Cleared Of Hate Attack
The prosecutor's office in Cape May County, N.J., said University of Delaware men's lacrosse player Vernon Godino will not be charged for his involvement in an assault last week.
Criminal charges against Godino have been dropped, he has been re-admitted to the university, and he will resume practicing with the lacrosse team.
Godino and two other men were charged with aggravated assault and intimidation in connection with a verbal attack on a non-Christmas celebrating, off-duty police officer from Pennsylvania on Dec. 13 in Sea Isle City, N.J.
The prosecutor’s office now says that it appears that Godino’s well-wishing was not hate-motivated. Godino wished the off-duty officer a “Merry Christmas”.
The two other suspects were present when Godino made his verbal attack against the off-duty officer, but since they have been uncooperative in the investigation, prosecutors have been forced to dismiss the charges because of a lack of evidence.
The off-duty officer, who celebrates Kwanzaa, not Christmas, has been admitted to the Delaware Psychiatric Hospital to undergo evaluation, to determine the extent of mental anguish he suffered at the hands of the reckless well-wishers.
Delaware Lacrosse Player Cleared Of Hate Attack
The prosecutor's office in Cape May County, N.J., said University of Delaware men's lacrosse player Vernon Godino will not be charged for his involvement in an assault last week.
Criminal charges against Godino have been dropped, he has been re-admitted to the university, and he will resume practicing with the lacrosse team.
Godino and two other men were charged with aggravated assault and intimidation in connection with a verbal attack on a non-Christmas celebrating, off-duty police officer from Pennsylvania on Dec. 13 in Sea Isle City, N.J.
The prosecutor’s office now says that it appears that Godino’s well-wishing was not hate-motivated. Godino wished the off-duty officer a “Merry Christmas”.
The two other suspects were present when Godino made his verbal attack against the off-duty officer, but since they have been uncooperative in the investigation, prosecutors have been forced to dismiss the charges because of a lack of evidence.
The off-duty officer, who celebrates Kwanzaa, not Christmas, has been admitted to the Delaware Psychiatric Hospital to undergo evaluation, to determine the extent of mental anguish he suffered at the hands of the reckless well-wishers.
by File Boy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 11:26 AM
9 Comments:
Reckless well-wishers? Is that like Merry-Fucking-Christmas?
By the way, I moved your Counter over to the Side Bar. I'm not sure how good of a counter it is because it doesn't remember the ip address of computers that visit. Huh? That means every time you me or anyone clicks on a view/link/post etc, the counter will assume a new person is visiting. For example. The counter was on 17 when Logged in. by the time I got it moved, it counted 10 more clicks by me as visits. So I'm not exactly sure what we're counting here. The site you got this from is in all likelihood a site that harvests valid e-mail accounts so they can sell the info to porn sites and purveyors of Viagra. In exchange they give you a worthless counter (which we've now acquired!)
What were you saying about the phrase "Dip Shit" yesterday? Something like that's your favorite phrase? . . . Ahem.
You can set the counter to count either every visit or only new computers (ip addresses). I chose every visit so it would artificially boost my morale.
Dip Shit? I used your e-mail address (cough).
Hee hee hee, it counts the times I clicked to refresh, too.
Um, sorry. I won't do it again.
OK, just get rid of the damn counter and we'll get a better one (one that you can chose so I don't bollocks it up again). Sheez, try to do something nice around here and all I get is grief. I'm sorry that I used your e-mail address. Since I didn't know what would happen, I couldn't chance using my own. he he he.
Ah . . . don't worry about it! I'll find a good one and make ye proud! I just have to plow through all this g-damn work that's on my desk!!! I'm drowning here!
Hey, ADDGirl, if you have nothing better to do than hitting the refresh key, come on over and I'll give you something to do that will earn you some money!!!
D- what's with the "D. Tkon <-- not his real name" comment?
Gee, I'm always looking to earn money, what could I possibly do to make you happy Mr.-I-Checked-The-Email-And-Now-I-Know-Your-Real-Name-And-Plan-To-Stalk-You?
Hey ADDGirl, I have a good idea for you to make some extra cash... Sell d.tkon's email address to porn sites and purveyors if Viagra!
That would be like selling snow to an Eskimo.
Those sites get email addresses when that person visits their site. I can't sell the porn sites an email address that they already have.
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