WARNING - Toddlers Only!

It’s a fact! Women will tell you that they don’t fart as much as men. However, the reason is that they just don’t keep their mouths closed long enough to build up enough pressure.

If you’re still reading, then you should check out this cool website called Facts on Farts . This site answers every possible pungent ponderable on the subject along with about a thousand questions you would just never have imagined.

Sample this:

Q: If you fart in the bathtub, is the water polluted and should you refill the tub?

A: As long as what comes out is only fart and no poop, your bath water should not be significantly polluted. Most of the gas just bubbles up and contaminates the air rather than the water.

And,

Q: Is it possible to capture a fart in a jar and save it for later use?

A. Yes. It can be done while bathing in a bathtub. Fill the jar with bath water and hold it with the open end downward. Lean back in the bathtub so that your fart bubbles will emerge in front of you rather than behind you where you can’t see them. Catch the bubbles in the jar and put the lid on the jar while it’s still underwater. This way, you capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. To enjoy your captured fart to the fullest extent, make sure that your jar does not already smell like whatever was in it before, like pickles or peanut butter.

The depth upon which this subject is explored here is absolutely intoxicating! Enjoy.

By D.Tkon