Some Unknown Facts about Chuck Norris:
- If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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by File Boy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 11:33 AM
2 Comments:
I'd like to shake the hand of the man who figured out that "Crush Rocks In" can be spelled from "Chuck Norris" He deserves his own holiday.
There are many things about Chuck Norris that we are still discovering every day. I am amazed at all of the powers and attributes of Mr. Norris. Thank God someone has looked into it, and posted this tribute page.
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