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This just in from our Washington correspondent, Seymour Krahp: President Bush has, this afternoon, just returned from a secret mid-east high-level conference where he was rumored to be conferring with top-level Cabinet Officials and Generals, for purposes of redrafting middle-east policy. The above photo was snapped as President Bush waved to his top aid for homeland security, Farouk-Al-Masood.

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