Too Much Fresh Air . . .

OK, so I was doing a little surfing on the web looking for info on my favorite State of Delaware forest. Under Blackbird, I found this link:

http://caer-adamant.org/pdfs/newsletter.pdf

This is the newsletter for a group of deuschbags who get together to re-enact medieval non-sense. As far as I can tell, there are 8 officers in the Caer-Adamant group. The link above is their newsletter, which serves as a notice to would-be renaissancers that they have held their dorky elections and named their officers. To all those who have pined away wishing to be the chancellor of the exchequer, sorry, Caer Adamant already has one.

This group of ding bats gets together in period dress and pretends to be living in the middle ages. Of course they all drive their cars down to this shitty farm near where I live and then get out their stupid accoutrements and throw stuff around at each other. No really, they throw axes and pretend to joust. Then they call each other by arcane names and prance around and practice their buffoonery.

If you've ever wondered what happened to those kids in school that you beat up, gave swirlies to, and stuffed in lockers, they're all still alive and well, in period dress.

You could lose yourself in the pages of this horse shit, trust me. But if you're on the fence about whether or not to open that link, I think the following notice from their newsletter sums it up nicely:

Next Meeting: The next Shire meeting will be Tuesday, October 17, at Baroness Valentina’s NEW house. Letters of Intent for upcoming Officer Elections DUE!

Maybe that's not enough to pique your interest. Try this on for size:

"Also, this is a reminder that Letters of Intent for the offices of Seneschal, Exchequer, Chatelaine, Herald, Minister of Arts and Sciences,Knight Marshall and Chronicler are due to me prior to the start of the the Shire Meeting on October 17"

faggots.

3.25 out of 5 shotgun shells

by: File Boy