Bull Plays Along With Farmer To Get Cow-tang, Bides Time
Smyrna, DE -- Snort.
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 2:25 PM
Thursday, May 24, 2007
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5 Comments:
Allows ring in nose, harness.
Um. I don't get it.
Please explain.
I have no idea either. Its just a story about a bull. There's no explanation necessary. Look at him. Don't you think he could break free of his ropes and harnesses if he wanted to? He's biding his time, as all bulls do just so he can get with the girl cows. I'd imagine if the farmer ever stops bringing in the new cows for mating, that bull is going to get really mad. Or if the farmer ever turns his back on the bull he might get horned really good.
Plus I think bulls probably aren't very wordy. They probably just don't have much to say. They're always so pissed off about everything, you know? You could probably take your time and explain things to them in a calm voice and use coherent and rational arguments but they would probably just look at you with those angry and tired eyes that so plainly say, "Look, I don't give a shit. Just go get me a cow to mate and get out of my face you ding dong". I know you know what I'm talking about.
this is bull
seriously.
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