Find The Phony!
Which of the following CNN News Stories is a phony? Can you spot which one it is?
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 12:21 PM
Friday, March 09, 2007
Which of the following CNN News Stories is a phony? Can you spot which one it is?
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33 Comments:
File Boys girlfriend's amoeba? That's messed up man. She's going to be dang mad about that. Dis!
Your mom's an amoeba.
This web log sucks. I've burned better logs than this!
It says "meany" MEANY Damn it!
It says "meany" MEANY Damn it!
Web log? I've flushed better logs than this! Ah ha ha ha hah hah!
Log? I thought this was a raft of shit!
Log? I thought this was a raft of shit!
Echo?
File Boys girl fingers meanys? Damn, that's messed up.
Charge? But your card says:
"Free consultation, no payment up front."
Let me see that. Hmm, the typsetter always gets this wrong. Here's the card with correct punctuation: "Free consultation? No! Payment up front!"
Would you like your smoking monkey paper weight?
Does this web log have any socially redeeming value?
That's funny. I got a ticket for an illegal u-turn one time. I beat the ticket because I told the judge that I didn't want to make a u-turn and I'm driving along saying to myself, I don't want to turn, I don't want to turn - all of a sudden I see this sign that says, "NO U Turn!" So I did.
Watch out or I'll throw a boomerang fish at ya!
Jerry!! That's a friggen riot man! Wheewwww Brilliant.
Shhhhhmokin Monkey!
(huh? It must be quittin time at the bank again)
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Oh! I love that joke. That's my screen saver!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Who writes this crap? Their gene pool could use a little chlorine!
"Are we there yet? Please tell me we're there, I can't take much more of this crap."
These guys have the midas touch!
Oh yeah, why's that?
Everything they touch turns to muffler! Uh haha ha hah
If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
A priest is sent to Alaska. A bishop goes up to visit one year later. The bishop asks "How do you like it up here?" The priest says "If it wasn't for my Rosary, and 2 martinis a day, I'd be lost. Bishop, would you like a martini?" "Yes." "Rosary, get the bishop a martini!"
Wuba wuba wuba!
You finished me with the muffler joke. Hadn't heard that. Man! All I can say is that there's nothing like a good joke and um . . . that was nothing like a good joke!
Hello? Hello? Hello?
Oh well would you look at that! 4:00. Sheeesh! I should have partnered with somebody with a FULL TIME JOB!!!
I can't help it if your boss makes you slave away 90 - 150 hours per week. I say you tell him you need better hours. Then go home early and post stuff here. That's just my vote.
I worked all day Saturday and Sunday morning till 11:00 - now if I could just get that hour back we lost this weekend I'd have billed for that too!
I don't think you should work weekends or weekdays past 4 or maybe 5 p.m. I think there has to be a good life/work balance. Not to say that when you go home you're not doing work - because I work like a mule all weekend long, but at least when I do I'm the boss and its work that increases my property value or is enjoyable to me on some level. When you become the head-honcho over there are you going to reduce the working hours? Is that something that will ever be possible? I say you go to a different employer or start your own business. I don't like hearing you're working 7 days a week. With no day off that means you'll actually be working 15 days straight!
Thanks File Boy! Fortunately for me, I really love what I do - not that I want to do it for 15 days in a row, but I can't think of anything I love more than this (work-wise that is). I'll get right to work on starting that new firm, just as you say! We'll only be open 4 days a week from 10:00 AM until 4:00 and we'll take one week of per month!
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