Bush Bumper Stickers! On Sale Now!
Here's a collection of popular BUSH bumper stickers. Which one is YOUR favorite?
1. Embarrassed in '04 / Horrified in '05 / Terrified in '06
2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Let's Fix Democracy In THIS Country First
5. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
6. Bush. Like a Rock! Only Dumber.
7. You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
8. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
9. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed By An Elephant
10. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
11. George Bush: Creating The Terrorists Our Kids Will Have To Fight
12. Impeachment: It's Not Just For Blowjobs Anymore
13. Give Bush A Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him, Too
14. America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
15. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
16. Which God Do You Kill For?
17. Cheney/Satan '08
18. Jail To The Chief
19. Who Would Jesus Torture?
20. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
21. Bush: God's Way Of Proving Intelligent Design Is Full Of Crap
22. Bad President! No Banana.
23. We Need A President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
24. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
25. Buck Fush
26. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood & Guts
27. Is It Vietnam Yet?
28. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
29. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
30. Impeach Cheney First
31. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
32. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
33. The Republican Party: Our Bridge To The 11th Century
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by d.tkon
2. 1/20/09: End of an Error
3. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
4. Let's Fix Democracy In THIS Country First
5. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
6. Bush. Like a Rock! Only Dumber.
7. You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time
8. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
9. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed By An Elephant
10. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
11. George Bush: Creating The Terrorists Our Kids Will Have To Fight
12. Impeachment: It's Not Just For Blowjobs Anymore
13. Give Bush A Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him, Too
14. America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
15. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
16. Which God Do You Kill For?
17. Cheney/Satan '08
18. Jail To The Chief
19. Who Would Jesus Torture?
20. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?
21. Bush: God's Way Of Proving Intelligent Design Is Full Of Crap
22. Bad President! No Banana.
23. We Need A President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
24. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
25. Buck Fush
26. Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood & Guts
27. Is It Vietnam Yet?
28. Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
29. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
30. Impeach Cheney First
31. Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
32. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
33. The Republican Party: Our Bridge To The 11th Century
Order Now! Limited Supply!
by d.tkon
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 3:57 PM
14 Comments:
I like #25 - Buck Fush. Cheney/Satan '08 isn't bad either.
Ooh and Bush's dad shoulda pulled out too seems pretty good.
My three favs -
8. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President
and
15. They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
and
34. Chaaaaarrrrlieeeeee! We're on a bridge!
USA- a land of candy, joyyyyy and joyness.
Vote for lollipops and gumdrops...candy mountain...leopluridons in '08
Don't be unAmerican!
Be sure to . . .
OH CRAP! They took my kidney!
You know, when you vote, its so that your voice can be heard. I say that because I was reflecting on the first bumper sticker, "I vote Republican because I don't give a crap about anyone but me". I was reflecting on that truism, and wondering why I wasn't appalled or incensed by it. The truth is, that is at least partially why I vote Republican; so my ideals and goals and my view of America is furthered. If I happen to be in a majority, that's a good thing from my point of view. On the other hand, I think one should be extremely careful when one's views are in-sync with the majority. (However, since the republican party certainly will be sent packing come the next presidential election, the dems will now be the majority, so I can relax in my ultra right-wing, mega-conservative, minority radical fringe group splinter cell status).
Tell me D - if the saying is true that if you are not a Democrat when you are in your 20s, you have no heart, but if you are not a Republican by the time you're in your 30s, you have no brain; at what age does one stumble out of independent thinking and join the lock-step of a major party's ideological drumbeat? If you keep posting these kinds of inflamatory remarks, you may be accused of independent thought! Stop it now! Join the lock-step, D. C'mon: "Leh leh leh leh leh leh leh leh leader, leader...(join with us now)leh leh leh leh leh leh leh leh leader, leader".
"Bush is good, Bush is great, Bush can democratize Kuwait!"
Want to taste this delicious cool aid?
is the pasture on fire?
Here's the deal FB. Labels are dangerous. I could write a book about the damage they cause, from political parties, to religion to simple name calling.
I do my best to avoid them. Labels are an excuse not to think. If I call myself a Republican, then you won't get to know me because you've stereotyped me and know all you think you need to know about what I think. Likewise if I call myself a Dem. You'll think you know me. How far will you go to find out what I think about things if I refuse to be labeled? I suggest that you'll go far enough until you recognize enough character traits to be able to call me a Dem or a Republican. And so again, you'll stop short of knowing me once you think you know enough to label me. Labels are bad (for the most part). They promote intellectual laziness, aloofness, ignorance, stereotyping, and wrong-conclusion-jumping.
I am neither a democrat nor a republican nor even an independent for that matter. I'm an American who gathers all of the information that I reasonably can before I choose every four years between a poke in the eye or a punch in the gut. And then I pray to God that I'm making the right choice when I cast my vote AGAINST the worst of the two fuckers they offer us every four years.
CRAP! When I spell checked this (before I posted it) I found that the only two words I misspelled were intellectual and ignorance! FUCK!
that sukcs (youre spellign erorr I mean).
I agree labels are dangerous, but then again, if you would just accept a lable or two, you wouldn't have to spend as much time fretting over issues or worrying about your vote. Your party could do the thinking for you! Then you could follow blindly and just relax for once.
We all need to relax sometimes, and what better time then when you're deciding on your vote. Speaking of vote I like words that ryhme with vote like moat and boat. If I had to cross a moat I'd use a boat, then I could cast my vote in the moat from my boat. nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah leader, leader.
If you cast your vote from a boat in a moat, are you just another scrote? Take note: You could carry your vote in a nice Republican tote! Don't forget a coat.
Great post man! You make me laugh so hard sometimes!
"Your party could do the thinking for you! Then you could follow blindly and just relax for once."
You kill me! And then you distractedly dissolve into the mindless alliteration of the word "vote" So god-damn funny! Ok, I'll accept the following label - File Boy's Biggest Fan!
Stop being such a gay.
Fifi - You're right! That was so gay! What was I thinking. I promise, I won't have any more fun here or goof around. Hell! We wouldn't want that on our serious blog.
Hey! FB! No more goofing around!
Fifi - why are you calling D a gay? As far as I know, he is not a gay. I don't think he has a problem with gays, but he himself is not a gay. Hey, if he is gay, he isn't way gay. What do you want me to say? Go eat a filet and stop being sillay.
Sooo not a gay!
Never swings that way
Even if you pay
Never for a day
Never in the hay
Especially with Ray
That is what I say!
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