Monday, February 26, 2007


Man Guilty Of Letting Drunk 14-Year-Old Drive Without “Roaders”

HANOVER, Va. -- A Virginia man who allowed his 14-year-old son to drive without a few “roaders” has pleaded guilty to felony child neglect.

Jimmy Washington faces up to two years in prison when he is sentenced in April.

Hanover County prosecutors said Washington told police that while fishing with his son he'd “drank too much to remember” to make sure his son “had a few more for the long ride home”, so he allowed his son to drive – without the customary “roaders” to accompany the teen -- on his 10-mile drive home.

The police were alerted to the situation upon noticing an obviously thirsty teen speeding down the interstate. Police, performing a traffic stop on the teen for speeding were shocked at his level of thirst. The officers immediately deployed a beer bong from the trunk and administered 25ccs of Budweiser on the scene.

Investigators credit the heroic actions of the police officers that enabled the teen to continue his brave race home.

The teen was able to complete the journey in time to get a cold one out of the refrigerator, upon reaching his parent’s home. He was later charged with driving without a roader and driving thirsty, both misdemeanors.

by File Boy

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man Drives With Dummy In HOV Lane, Later Drops Wife Off At Job

Bing!

3:48 PM  

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