Frozen Cat Freed By Buckets Of Hot Water, Repeated Blows About Head With Mallet, Stiff Kicking By Boots, Rock Throwing, Then Re-Froze For “Hell Of It”
LOSANTVILLE, Ind. -- A cat found half-frozen in a water trough is recovering, but may lose his tail.
Melissa Jones said she found the cat Tuesday when she stepped onto her porch for a cigarette.
His tail and hind legs were stuck in about three inches of ice. She and her husband used buckets of hot water to free him.
The neighbors’ children saw the couple attempting to free the little kitty, and were quickly joining in. Instead of using hot water, they decided to kick the little bastard and throw shit at him, according to witnesses on the scene. One child even used a mallet to beat the cat senseless for a while.
"His little ears are droopy and purple and so are his little feet," Jones said, adding that his new nickname is "Droopy."
In the morning, she took the 7-month-old yellow and white tiger cat to a veterinarian, where he was given an antibiotic. The vet recommended a regimen of rock throwing at the little bastard for good measure.
In a surprising twist, the couple decided to just refreeze the little shit head, “for the hell of it”.
Jones said the family will probably keep the cat indoors from now on. In doors of their freezer. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
LOSANTVILLE, Ind. -- A cat found half-frozen in a water trough is recovering, but may lose his tail.
Melissa Jones said she found the cat Tuesday when she stepped onto her porch for a cigarette.
His tail and hind legs were stuck in about three inches of ice. She and her husband used buckets of hot water to free him.
The neighbors’ children saw the couple attempting to free the little kitty, and were quickly joining in. Instead of using hot water, they decided to kick the little bastard and throw shit at him, according to witnesses on the scene. One child even used a mallet to beat the cat senseless for a while.
"His little ears are droopy and purple and so are his little feet," Jones said, adding that his new nickname is "Droopy."
In the morning, she took the 7-month-old yellow and white tiger cat to a veterinarian, where he was given an antibiotic. The vet recommended a regimen of rock throwing at the little bastard for good measure.
In a surprising twist, the couple decided to just refreeze the little shit head, “for the hell of it”.
Jones said the family will probably keep the cat indoors from now on. In doors of their freezer. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
by File Boy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 1:42 PM
4 Comments:
Oh shut up, its just a joke. Nothing happened to the cat. Nothing that is after he was put to sleep with a pillow. Oh gosh I'm just kidding. Or am I? Mu ha ha ha ha ha
Please do not attempt to recreate. No kitties were hurt in the posting of this blog.
You shut up... That's not even a funny story. It could have been funny if you said something like after being thawed out and given antibiotics, the cat was found frozen in the Jones's pond out back.
But throwing rocks at the poor kee-kee after pulling it from a bucket of water? That's just mean.
I'll inform Senator Brachus Mu-Maw of this cruel behavior. He'll have you hide for this one.
I'm not afraid of some kee kee named Senator Brachus Mu Maw. Last I saw him he was sitting there eating and was all like, "hey, hey dad, where's my damn wet cat food, bitch?!". and then I was all like, "Shut up you cat" and then he was like, "Bitch I'll kick your ass" but then he never did anything because he's a punk ass. That's all I'm saying.
Great picture!
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