Fas!
Maybe its a south of the canal thing in Delaware, maybe not, I don't know, but there's a gas station down there that serves chicken and wing dings. Its called FasMart.
In keeping with the spirit of their product offering and service platform, I have developed an ad for this chain, and will attach it here for your perusal. If you've ever been to FasMart (aka Shore Stop), let me know if you think I've captured it.
Maybe its a south of the canal thing in Delaware, maybe not, I don't know, but there's a gas station down there that serves chicken and wing dings. Its called FasMart.
In keeping with the spirit of their product offering and service platform, I have developed an ad for this chain, and will attach it here for your perusal. If you've ever been to FasMart (aka Shore Stop), let me know if you think I've captured it.
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by File Boy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 11:29 AM
6 Comments:
Crazy ol' fas-assed Freddy (Fas Co-founder), that shucking and jiving ol' coot. He knew him some mother fassin' chicken. Sheeeit.
I'm laughing my fassing ass off! I do have concerns abt the fas chicken, hwr. Seems like a fas way to get the the ER only find yourself waiting a fassing way too long time just to get seen by the fassing dr. Hopefully there'll be a fas potty to help out if I need one!
Whooohh! I almost fassed myself writing that one. My fiance pointed out that the gas station (fas station) had "fas-chicken". I almost fas-upchucked. You ought to fas-see the fas-rejects working there. They are fastastic.
Fascinating...
Oh fucking bravo! I love the fas flies! How'd you think of this? This is great! Sorry I didn't comment earlier but this was the first chance I had to look at the blog. I wish I'd gotten here a little fasser.
I'm partial to the partially cooked chicken myself.
I chose that pic of the "fas-fries" because they appear to have been dumped out onto a tile floor. A tile floor like one might expect to find in a fas-toilet stall. Of course, they don't dump their fas-fries on their bathroom floor. I can say that for sure because they don't have a bathroom there. They only have a row of porta-pottys outside. There's always a car parked next to these outside fas-toilets. Imagine how bad you have to go in order to pull off the highway and go into that stink box. Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Grandpa Simpson comes out of a porta potty and says: "This elevator is broken and someone has made a terrible mess in the basement".
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