Thursday, February 15, 2007

An Experiment In Poor Taste

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See this “empty” white space above? FB and I had a recent intellectual conversation (one of our many) about just what makes the blogsphere work – how do sites get hits and what generates them? Well, I proposed to FB that I try a little trick that might bring a little traffic this way. It’s sort of a secret little trick that you can use to imbed words likely to generate hits into your blog. I’ve done so above and am eagerly waiting for FB to let me know if it generated any unusual hit activity.
by d.tkon evil genius!

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

726 and counting...

6:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck you Asswipe Fag! Mother Fucker!

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Ha ha ha ha ha - Aren't we clever? I don't think so!

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait, where am I? How did I end up at our blog?

Wow, that does work.

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey!!!

Doesn't anybody knock anymore?

8:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you read that e-mail I sent you late yesterday about the raw turkey puppet?

8:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are new to the site, be sure to check out the archives section. Lot's more silliness there too.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need a "Best Of" Button

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No - not yet. My e-mail is all screwy because we just updated our lotus. I'll check it out as I wade through my stack of e-mails and get back to you on that.

I did get your call though, but of course I was already gone for the day. At 4:01 p.m. I'm out of here so fast that sometimes the paint flies off of my car as I leave the parking lot.

8:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was trying to create an archive by changing the date to "archive" in the post options feature, but it didn't seem to work. That's one way to do it. Re-date the best ones as 2005 or some other older date and then we'd know 2005 stands for "Best of".

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that explains why the laughing stops every day promptly at 3:59 pm. Now my world makes sense. You have to find that e-mail!

8:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So where's the porn? Don't you guys have anything better to do with your time? This site blows!

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like that D thinks that this suddenly puts us over the line with bad taste. C'mon, we've never even seen the other side of the good taste bad taste line since we started this. But that's the point, isn't it? Its why we shoot stuff. Not what's in good taste.

4:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Lord, I pray to you that we may never know!

5:46 PM  

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