Thursday, March 20, 2008

Give this man a really big hand!

The man with the largest hand in the world will be looking forward to a normal life after undergoing radical plastic surgery at Shanghai No. 9 People’s Hospital.

Liu Hua shows his abnormal hand

Liu Hua, a 24-year-old Jiangsu Province native, was born with a left thumb, index and middle finger much larger than normal.

Liu was suffering from a rare disease called Macrodactyly, a birth defect in which toes or fingers are abnormally large. The cause of the disease is unknown but bone and soft tissue grows at an extraordinary rate.

On July 20 surgeons began a seven-hour operation to reduce the size of Liu’s fingers and thumb. Doctors removed 5.1kg of flesh and bone in the procedure. A second operation was scheduled to take place six months later to reshape his left arm and shoulder, in the United States. However, while in the US and waiting for his surgery, Liu Hua attended a baseball game at Yankee Stadium. (The Surgery was to take place at NYU).

However, while at the game, Mr. Hua saw many fans wearing oversized foam hands declaring "We're Number One!" Mr. Hua assumed the foam hands were intended to make fun of him and he returned to Shanghai without undergoing the second operative procedure.



By d.tkon


4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's hear it for Liu! (garbled clapping sounds)

"Can you give me a hand with thi...holy shit, nevermind!"

"Nice to meet you sir...Jesus what is that a beach ball?!"

"Nice job Liu, High Five! Ouch. God dude you really hurt me."

7:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look closely . . . he has a zipper on the sleeve of the funky hand.

8:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he has one giant nostril from picking with the wrong hand? Liu! Stop picking! Your nose is going to get stuck like that!!

1:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Imagine Liu does something stupid followed by another something stupid, facepalm!

Damn, that's gotta hurt.

A Pimp can only dream about having a backhand like Liu.

I bet he uses those latex gloves, those things stretch like crazy!

Imagine the type of keyboard he uses, from left to right:

Normal, normal, normal, normal, GAHHH!!!! Fucking Huge!!!!

4:28 PM  

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