This morning as I was surfing the net I happened upon Googleearth. What a great program/site. You can zoom way in on almost any location on the planet. I decided to see how close to ground level I could actually get. For some areas (like sensitive national security places), you are very limited. In other areas, you can get right in there. From my bird's eye view I saw a lone trapper's cabin in a remote section of South Carolina's inland forest area. I think I saw a familiar figure emptying a jar of urine out of one of the broken windows. I think it may have been DTKON, who went missing some time ago. I'll keep an eye on the cabin and update our readers as information comes in.
fileboy
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 12:20 PM
4 Comments:
It wasn't urine, it was bong-water.
Google Earth is the greatest program you can get for free!! I actually found Osama Bin Laden using that program, but the damn 911 operator kept me on hold for so long he got away.
Figures. The rap group Public Enemy had a great 911 song ("911's a joke in yo' town").
Glad to hear that rumors of your demise were greatly exaggerated. I hope you will post something at some point because the burden is just too great for one man.
Well, it seems you've kept up the nonsense quite well all on your own - except that you seem to have alienated all of our fans except for your she-pal. I'll try to get something inane posted shortly.
I am quite adept at nonsense.
Post a Comment
<< Home