Gross or Cute?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!!!!!!
(do you know what these are?)
by d.tkon
posted by File Boy & D.Tkon at 8:12 PM
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
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- Name: File Boy & D.Tkon
This is a joint project between File Boy and D. Tkon (aka "Mr. Ass-Hat"). Ordinary office workers by day, these mild mannered bibliophiles don full body armor and shoot steroids at the end of the workday. If it moves it dies. If it dies it’s eaten. If it runs for office its shown no mercy here on the pages of WHY I SHOOT STUFF
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12 Comments:
I'm guessing baby hedgehogs.
You'd be guessing right! They're scary!
spiky hairdos, that's crazy! I'm thinking they'd be a good guest on the Brian Fellows Safari Planet show (on SNL).
Just goes to show you what you guys know abt females and genetics. These are actually offspring of ancient Guatemalan historians, distinguishable by their "spiky hairdos" and strong powers of channeling capabilities across generations.
Cave paintings at Naj Tunich, a Classic-era city in Guatemala, contain numerous images of Scribes, in what appear to be self-portraits. Scribes portrayed themselves in distinctive costumes. They wear cloth head wraps into which paintbrushes are tucked and quill pens are tied with knotted cords. Many Scribes sport spiky hairdos that poke through their headgear. In the portraits, Scribes often appear in or near open skeletal jaws, which symbolized caves (an allure to many females). Pictorial symbols of stone, water, and death usually surround the Scribes, all symbols of their primative form of witchcraft and voodoo.
Scribes believed in reincarnation as a form of self-preservation and as a result they practiced and perfected channeling thru various mediums. Unfortunately, thru the years their signals have gotten crossed and instead of reaching high priestists and preserving the purity of the line of Scribes, they only seem to reach the drunken sluts who show up at the local bars for free palm readings.
This is a picture of the Birfelder triplets. Mother Shana is doing fine but still blames the Lemon Drop shots for everything.
(My apologies, I seemed to have broken my own rule of brevity.)
A couple of things about this comment. First, I woke up from my coma when I got to the part about the drunken sluts. (That always works for me.) Second, I want some of whatever S’Girl is smoking today! What a fabulous rant about nothing! And that’s EXACTLY why this blog exists – so we can talk about nothing. This may just be the best irreverent statement of the year! Here’s my favorite line. “Mother Shana is doing fine but still blames the Lemon Drop shots for everything.” That’s going to be my new favorite non-sequitur.
CLIENT: “Mr. Tkon, how much do you think it will cost to repair this damage?”
MR. TKON: “Mother Shana is doing fine but still blames the Lemon Drop shots for everything.”
Birfelder? As in Mother Shana is an elder who gave birf to some spiky koosh balls?
Now I see (I'm rolling my eyes right now because that's just plain crazy - I mean really nutty. In fact, I don't even know what the hell you are talking about and your comments have made me very sad. Very very sad.)
Are you sad because: (1)you didn't understand what I wrote; (2)your eyes almst went dry just reading the long rant; (3)you once dated a girl named Shana and these may be your offspring; or (4)your male ego got in the way of writing something tht might be just a bit funny and instead of writing something funny you went straight for the correct answer because it was more important to be right rather than funny? (BTW, my vote is number 3)
I'm not sure what FB or S'Girl are talking about, but then again, Mother Shana is doing fine but still blames the Lemon Drop shots for everything!
>Digitized Voice< "Are we there yet?"
Sonic! I love them!!! I want one for my cats to play with!!! Are the spikes really sharp? I hope the spikes are edible. What fun for them, a toy that they run and chase and play with and then later stalk, kill, and eat.
(digitized voice) I will now perform my zero-gravity pee pee tests...
(digitized "ahhhs")
Just as I expected the pee pee floats around in tiny droplets after leaving the black hole of my crotch...
ADD Girl, they look pokey - but yet it's hard to say. I certainly wouldn't want to sit on one. I have a cat too and I agree, it would be awesome to give a cat something like that to play with.
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